where is my mind?

out there in lala land. It took me about 30 minutes to get into this thing, my blog.
Going through my summer wardrobe, wardrobe that's funny, well sad is more like it. ANYWAY, I need to know how to grow, grow for lack of a better word, a body to fit into the new size jeans/pants? It would also be interesting to know how in the world a person could develope this new body shape, not that I want it. I like my pants to just touch my rear then fall gracefully down to the hem, where ever that is this year. BUT to buy a pair of jeans to do that I have enough waistband to be 8 months pregnant.
Four years of Home Economics gave me the knowledge, no thanks to the teachers, to take-up my clothes. I can even make a new outfit, upholster a chair, make drapes/curtains, pillows, etc., etc., again no thanks to the teachers, but why do that when I can waste time sitting here fussing about my poor wardrobe.
On another note, yesterday we drove and parked near the airport to watch "baby" Air Force One take off. Pres. O. and Mrs. O. were in town over the weekend on vacation. I was most disappointed because it was a small jet and I wanted to see the big jet and hear the roar. It's no secret I am a CONSERVATIVE but it was exciting to see part of our country's air force take off into a beautiful sky. Being me, having to have my say, I slapped a "WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK" bumper sticker on my shirt and b/cap. Boy! talk about a time to be wearing my Ronald Reagan baseball cap that would have been the time, but alas, it has not been delivered.
Ever go into a specialty shop to buy a bird feeder? Ron and I did Saturday, what's the big deal, you ask? Well remember I wrote, Ron and I, I'm not sure if it's because we are of mature age or if it's because there are too many choices but that took a long time, too. Maybe we are just finding ways to fill the day. After walking to several different places in the backyard to screw the new feeder post into the ground, we got it in place. No birds yesterday, but first thing this morning a cute squirrel feeding itself in one of the feeders, well that won't work, he chased away other squirrels (3) and they broke a plant, and a cardinal flew away, won't work. We will have to move the feeder probably to where I wanted it in the first place.
Well, if I keep this up I won't need to take-up those jeans/pants.
Rememeber I can't spell worth a toot, grammer not worth much either.'till next time br